This joke is well-known in Japan. But I don’t know if you know so I decided to translate…
It’s kind of black joke, so if you are one of the nation… you will be upset?! Sorry… when I read this joke, I didn’t get angry! I laughed a lot…OK let’s start.
A ship is on the verge of sink, so the captain of the ship must order the passengers to dive in to the ocean.
There are many different nations… so the captain says…
To American “If you dive in, you will be a hero!”
To Germany “Diving into the ocean is a rule!”
To Italian “Just before a beautiful woman dove in!”
To Russian “Look! It’s a bottle of Vodka!”
To French “Don’t dive!”
To Japanese “Everybody has already dove in!”
To Chinese “Look! There is a fish. It looks delicious!”
To South Korean “Japanese people have already dove in!”
To North Korean ” It’s a chance to defect!”
How was it? Which one is your favorite? I like Germany, French and of course Japanese!
i loved the french one..and the south korean one… but if there is some of our Bangladeshi people then the captain must say, see some money is there in the water… and most of them will jump even if it was a rumor..